I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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