just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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