You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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