I have demons in me.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
is that a dick in a sweater?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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