Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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