who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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