so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
this will be a night to untag.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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