you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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