Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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