So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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