I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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