I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.