did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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