When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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