It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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