my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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