My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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