Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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