Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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