there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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