covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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