is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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