Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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