Ambien. No doubt about it.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
And then he peed in my hair
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