Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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