Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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