As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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