I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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