69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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