There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Randomize
