margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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