How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm really busy with my period
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