just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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