Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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