Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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