is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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