All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
we made out on top of his cat.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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