do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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