I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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