I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
How external is "for external use only"?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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