ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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