I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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