Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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