you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
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turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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