scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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