isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I need you to use more vowels.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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