How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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