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(516): View more from New York

He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.

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(516): He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home. http://tfl.nu/ewc8

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(847): View more from Illinois

3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.

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(847): 3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world. http://tfl.nu/xg24

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(424): View more from California

I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed

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(424): I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed http://tfl.nu/t74f

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(518): View more from New York

Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood

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(518): Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood http://tfl.nu/j6ni

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(928): View more from Arizona

whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?

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(928): whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"? http://tfl.nu/az64

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(630): View more from Illinois

He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...

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I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....

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(630): He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now... (708): I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come.... http://tfl.nu/k2gw

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.

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HOT DATE.

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(201): Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day. (1-201): HOT DATE. http://tfl.nu/4vki

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(208): View more from Idaho

When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome

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(208): When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome http://tfl.nu/r1ky

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.

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(201): I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday. http://tfl.nu/fib9

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(218): View more from Minnesota

If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks

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(218): If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks http://tfl.nu/wfaf

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(720): View more from Colorado

I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"

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(720): I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship" http://tfl.nu/hte5

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(519): View more from Ontario

Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy

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(519): Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy http://tfl.nu/gpr6

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(907): View more from Alaska

You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog

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(907): You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog http://tfl.nu/ud9g

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(347): View more from New York

I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.

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(347): I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know. http://tfl.nu/c9pc

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(302): View more from Delaware

my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

make it buy you a drink first

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(302): my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor (412): make it buy you a drink first http://tfl.nu/jxuy

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