at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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