He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind