it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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