I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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