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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.

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• (805): View more from California

  Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.

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• (949): View more from California

  I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be

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  Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets

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• (716): View more from New York

  Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet

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• (278): View more from Michigan

  Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.

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  IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.

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  THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.

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