Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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