Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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