He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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