4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
