I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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